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Feb. 6th, 2009

The Pundits Kink Meme v. 1.0
(Including The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, MSNBC, CNN or whatever other pundits you would like with whomever you'd like to request them with)

For those of you who haven't ever seen a kink meme (you are in for a treat), the instructions:

1- Choose a pairing.
2- Choose a kink. If you need some sort of reference, there's this list of kinks.
3- Your comment should be anonymous! All part of the fun.
4- For every request you make, please try to fill at least one! This doesn't work quite as well if all we have are requests

Let's get this party started!

eta: Just a reminder that while this is the kink meme for pundits (and whomever you feel like pairing them with), there is another kink meme for Rahmdom/Politifandom if all you want are the politicians.

eta 2: We'll see how this goes, but I'm going to try to update at least once a day with links to the written prompts on each page. I'm just copy-pasting the original prompt and taking out any extra line-breaks, because actually stopping to read would make this task pretty well impossible. I considered doing this with unfilled as yet prompts, too, but you're all so amazingly prolific that the first is going to be trouble enough.

Also, I probably should have said this at the very first, but--I know this is a kink meme and totally anonymous, but let's try and remain respectful of each other. This is one of my favorite fandoms ever filled with fantastic people, so I'm sure you can all police yourselves pretty well.

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ETA: I don't know that I would say this is entirely closed--certainly, if you'd like to fill any unfilled prompts, I would say to go for it. But if you would like to request anything new, I think you'd have a much better chance of it in 's more recent Pundit Kink Meme 2.0.



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Mar. 15th, 2009 10:29 am (UTC)
Jon/Computer (http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=220241&title=Mess-O'Potamia---The-Iraq-War-Is-Over)

Dirty talk, calls him Jonathan, the world can never know, they wouldn't understand our love (or something to that effect).

Bonus bogus points for using the following sentences: "Oh, you are melting my circuits!" & "You're going to make me upgrade!"

(alternatively I propose a Hitchhikers Guide crossover, because Computer/Marvin? That's the possibly the cutest thing ever.)
Mar. 15th, 2009 10:31 am (UTC)
YES. My life will not be complete until I have seen some Jon/Computer.
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Mar. 15th, 2009 04:34 pm (UTC)

A turducken of kink.
Mar. 15th, 2009 05:03 pm (UTC)
Your brain-babies. I want them.
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Mar. 15th, 2009 08:05 pm (UTC)
Stewart/Cramer, post-interview.

In which Jon is harried and angry but trying to reassure Cramer that it's not personally directed at him, and Cramer is tearful and apologetic and worshipful.
Mar. 15th, 2009 08:07 pm (UTC)

D/s, needy!sub!Stephen, but Jon is still the one getting penetrated. (Because ::gasp:: it can work like that!)
Mar. 15th, 2009 08:08 pm (UTC)
Jon/Tucker Carlson. Tucker getting dommed like the bitch he is.

Mar. 15th, 2009 08:11 pm (UTC)
Mar. 15th, 2009 08:12 pm (UTC)
"Stephen"/the Wørd.

Epic snark. She has the upper hand.
Mar. 15th, 2009 08:16 pm (UTC)
Hahahahaha I was so just about to request this after the Jon/Computer thread. DO WANT.
Mar. 15th, 2009 11:04 pm (UTC)
"Stephen"/Jon (new guy hazing/exhibition)
Jon starts his first week as host of the Daily Show and runs into some trouble with his correspondents, particularly senior correspondent Stephen Colbert. Stephen takes it upon himself to initiate Jon while the other correspondents watch. Dominant Stephen.
Mar. 15th, 2009 11:08 pm (UTC)
Re: "Stephen"/Jon (new guy hazing/exhibition)
I'd KILL to read it. PLEASE.
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Mar. 17th, 2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
Jon walks in on "Stephen" fapping to this audiobook. (http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/03/off_with_those.php)
Mar. 17th, 2009 08:21 pm (UTC)
That audio is so incredibly disturbing. (Someone HAS to write this now.)
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Mar. 18th, 2009 07:16 am (UTC)
Bill-O/Keith surprise raep.
Mar. 18th, 2009 08:50 am (UTC)
Those Who Ramble
A New York City night, much like any other hot sweltering night in the city. Perverts streaming from their holes like the roaches that hid in the wallpaper, converging on one place: the tangle of woods in the center of Central Park. A degenerate patch of land in degenerate world full of sin and filth.

It was the increasingly usual haunt of TV Star William J. O'Reilly, Jr. He had pulled himself up by his bootstraps from nothing but his unfathomable desire for the naked grasping of other men was about to undo years of hard work. Like an aging lion, he prowled his territory for what he did not know was the last time.

His eyes scanned the purposefully chaotic tangle of birch and cherry trees. His taste in men was like his feigned taste in women: polished with a hint of vulnerability.

It was from across the stream that he spotting him: his most hated rival. He had come straight from his own television show. A former protege his liberal politics had been his undoing and he had been forced to accept a position on an inferior network catering to communists. It was shoddily made and inconsequential and the younger man harbored a vicious jealousy for his fall in station. The pancake makeup still clung to his neck making him look an unhealthy orange. The silver in his hair gleamed in the moonlight.

O'Reilly was not a man given to fear, but in that instant a shiver ran up his leg. He had been caught. His career flashed before his eyes. His cock strained against his pants. 'Maybe the little bitch had come to his senses.'

That unnatural lust he felt for other men blinded him to the wicked right-hook aimed by his rival. A younger man, a man of sport, had no trouble felling the aging giant.

His rival knelt besides O'Reilly in the muck of cold earth and spent condoms. He displayed no concern for the typical bourgeoisie Italian silk costume he wore to deceive the liberal masses. He was outwardly calm, but inside he was raging. He hated O'Reilly. Hated him beyond words, beyond reason.

"Murdoch cannot save you now. No one can help you, BillO. You, sir, are an evil person. You hurt and use people, and make victims of those in society who most need our help. In their names tonight I personally take responsibility."

Something hit him in the chest, taking his breath away. As he doubled over, he felt a blunt object smash into his nose, breaking it. Stunned by what turned out to be a blow from his assailant's knee, O'Reilly hit the ground, bleeding profusely.

"You owe me an apology. You owe them an apology. You owe America an apology, sir." The voice yowled with a righteous fury that scared O'Reilly to the core. "You, sir, have for years denied the human rights of your own kind for political gain. It is vile. Far more disgusting and twisted than the innocent gay men and women you slander."

The cold metal sound of a zipper being undone. As with most assault victims, O'Reilly was completely disoriented and completely afraid. Everything had happened so fast. His pants were roughly yanked from his rotund buttocks. His assailant wound the belt around the TV Star's neck to stifle his lungs.

"I cannot allow your bellicosity to pollute the American discourse any longer."

'This is absurd', he thought. 'This cannot be happening.' He gagged, struggling to speak. His rival pushed him again against the nearest birch tree, spreading his buttocks. A slick of saliva was smeared against his puckered asshole to lube his assailant's entrance. It would not be enough, of course, as the rectum is does not self-lubricate but then his rival was not concerned. His assailant pushed his turgid member into the O'Reilly's secret starburst.

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Mar. 18th, 2009 04:22 pm (UTC)

Angst pls? Rachel wants out of the relationship. Keith and Ana try to convince her otherwise, but it is dubious as to whether she actually wants them to. (overly involved prompt is overly involved!)
Mar. 19th, 2009 12:27 am (UTC)
Keith Olbermann/Richard Wolffe. Countdown set or Keith's office.
Apr. 17th, 2009 11:27 pm (UTC)
OH! richard wolffe! *boggles and then whines for this*
Mar. 19th, 2009 02:29 am (UTC)
Oh, Lord... Keith Olbermann/David Shuster. Keith thanks David for filling in on Countdown so often. Bonus points if ties are involved in some way.

(And I apologize in advance.)
Mar. 19th, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)
Stephen dressed up like a Catholic Priest and dominates poor, Jewish Jon. Whipping, rulers, and other religious paraphernalia. KINK!!
Mar. 19th, 2009 03:23 am (UTC)
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Mar. 19th, 2009 05:31 am (UTC)
because someone asked for more...
Keith/Rachel, possession: your choice of collars, marking, coming on one's partner, etc.


Keith/Rachel, bondage: dom!Rachel ties Keith to the headboard and fucks him senseless
Mar. 19th, 2009 05:34 am (UTC)
Re: because someone asked for more...
Unfortch, there is only one way I can respond to an "or" prompt... :D
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Prompt 1 - Keith/Rachel - Possession - 1/2 :D - (Anonymous) - Mar. 20th, 2009 03:11 am (UTC) - Expand
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Mar. 20th, 2009 03:27 pm (UTC)
Keith/Anderson, established relationship, bitching at each other as foreplay. They keep having at each other in public and in private, until they snap. Someone throws someone else up against a wall, smut ensures.
Mar. 20th, 2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
thinking about writing this as one of them throwing the other against the wall in public, while the PRT watches, and have no idea K/A are LIKE THAT.

requester approves?
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